The Late Night Comedy Club

Discuss any and everything here, like Sports, Gas Prices, Music, Faith, etc.
Post Reply
User avatar
Forrest Gump
Model Rider
Model Rider
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:11 pm
Location: South Surrey/White Rock
Elevation: 377 Ft.
Has thanked: 2245 times
Been thanked: 1899 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Forrest Gump » Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:58 pm

I don't understand people who need to take a dump. Why would you even think about taking a crap? Do you use a ladle and scoop it into a bag or do you quickly snatch it with your bare hands and place it in your pocket? Now what ? Do you save it? Do you put it in with the organics? Do you donate it? If you donate it please don't ever say you don't give a crap when actually you do. Hey , why not invent a new target game called crapshoot, fun for the whole family and sure to be a big hit with your stinkin neighbours. What are the chances of winning ? Who knows,It's a crapshoot. I just don't get it. My advice is next time you ask yourself ," hmm take it or leave it? Do yourself a favour and leave it. Then there's my doctor who wanted me to see him again last week but this time he wanted me to bring my stool. So I get there and the lady says have a seat. I said no thanks I brought my own stool, doctor's orders.

This has been produced by A-Paw-ling productions
And brought to you by the makers of Vitog and Pepto Abysmal
:box: 2nd Annual Over the Hill Winter Classic :gramps:
Gump's Wrinkle Rockers 33.33333333 cm :rocketl: :sard:
South Sardis Sardines 73.5 cm :liar:
User avatar
Sardisbcwx
Weather Enthusiast
Weather Enthusiast
Posts: 3695
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:37 pm
Has thanked: 6388 times
Been thanked: 2107 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Sardisbcwx » Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:23 am

Figures you'd find that Hound. :lol:
#scatterrugswashedandputbackinplace
#infebwetrust
#john&wp&jr :thumbup:
User avatar
Sardisbcwx
Weather Enthusiast
Weather Enthusiast
Posts: 3695
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:37 pm
Has thanked: 6388 times
Been thanked: 2107 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Sardisbcwx » Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:23 am

:lol: don't sit on my stool Gumps. :lol:
#scatterrugswashedandputbackinplace
#infebwetrust
#john&wp&jr :thumbup:
User avatar
Hound
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 1125
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:11 pm
Location: Fraser Heights
Has thanked: 4508 times
Been thanked: 1507 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Hound » Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:26 pm

Stool sample... lol
Image
North Surrey/Fraser Heights
Elevation - 85 M./278 Ft.
:eatyum:
User avatar
Weather101
Weather Fanatic
Weather Fanatic
Posts: 823
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:27 am
Location: Richmond
Has thanked: 990 times
Been thanked: 729 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Weather101 » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:21 am

Hound wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:26 pm
Stool sample... lol
Image
This made me laugh :lol:
All about them Cowboys

#teamsnow :think:
Winter 2019/2020 Snowfall amounts = 43 cm
User avatar
Hound
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 1125
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:11 pm
Location: Fraser Heights
Has thanked: 4508 times
Been thanked: 1507 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Hound » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:06 pm

Ya, it was pretty funny.
Yet no Sardine comment? :think: :eh:
North Surrey/Fraser Heights
Elevation - 85 M./278 Ft.
:eatyum:
User avatar
Weather101
Weather Fanatic
Weather Fanatic
Posts: 823
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:27 am
Location: Richmond
Has thanked: 990 times
Been thanked: 729 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Weather101 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:08 am

Hound wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:06 pm
Ya, it was pretty funny.
Yet no Sardine comment? :think: :eh:
On a side note this girl told me " oh I'm pretty tall btw" so now I'm expecting like some lebron James women but na she ends up being 5"3. On what planet is 5"3 considered tall? :think:
All about them Cowboys

#teamsnow :think:
Winter 2019/2020 Snowfall amounts = 43 cm
User avatar
Hound
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 1125
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:11 pm
Location: Fraser Heights
Has thanked: 4508 times
Been thanked: 1507 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Hound » Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:01 pm

Not sure, but maybe her friends are shorter than HER! lol
North Surrey/Fraser Heights
Elevation - 85 M./278 Ft.
:eatyum:
User avatar
Sardisbcwx
Weather Enthusiast
Weather Enthusiast
Posts: 3695
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:37 pm
Has thanked: 6388 times
Been thanked: 2107 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Sardisbcwx » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:07 am

Weather101 wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:08 am
On a side note this girl told me " oh I'm pretty tall btw" so now I'm expecting like some lebron James women but na she ends up being 5"3. On what planet is 5"3 considered tall? :think:
Mars.
#scatterrugswashedandputbackinplace
#infebwetrust
#john&wp&jr :thumbup:
User avatar
Weather101
Weather Fanatic
Weather Fanatic
Posts: 823
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:27 am
Location: Richmond
Has thanked: 990 times
Been thanked: 729 times
Gender:

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Weather101 » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:53 am

Hound wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:01 pm
Not sure, but maybe her friends are shorter than HER! lol
That would be definitely interesting :shock:
All about them Cowboys

#teamsnow :think:
Winter 2019/2020 Snowfall amounts = 43 cm
User avatar
Forrest Gump
Model Rider
Model Rider
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:11 pm
Location: South Surrey/White Rock
Elevation: 377 Ft.
Has thanked: 2245 times
Been thanked: 1899 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Forrest Gump » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:20 pm

20180818_182758.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
:box: 2nd Annual Over the Hill Winter Classic :gramps:
Gump's Wrinkle Rockers 33.33333333 cm :rocketl: :sard:
South Sardis Sardines 73.5 cm :liar:
User avatar
Sardisbcwx
Weather Enthusiast
Weather Enthusiast
Posts: 3695
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:37 pm
Has thanked: 6388 times
Been thanked: 2107 times

Re: The Late Night Comedy Club

Post by Sardisbcwx » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
#scatterrugswashedandputbackinplace
#infebwetrust
#john&wp&jr :thumbup:
Post Reply