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Hound wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:52 am I know, but you said you lived in Montreal, the land of poutine?
I lived in Quebec City, not in Montreal. But I hate poutine... :poop:
Here is my wife's cooking blog: http://the-hobbits-kitchen.blogspot.com
You will easy understand why I never go to the restaurant. ;)
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OMG now I see why! Those foods look awesome! :shock:
I want that omelette!
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Canada Goose wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:00 am I lived in Quebec City, not in Montreal. But I hate poutine... :poop:
Here is my wife's cooking blog: http://the-hobbits-kitchen.blogspot.com
You will easy understand why I never go to the restaurant. ;)
:lol: did you dump her after she wrote that. Is this an advertisement. :lol:
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So much for the comedy thread more like a gong show. :lol:
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Sardisbcwx wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:41 pm So much for the comedy thread more like a gong show. :lol:
Would you rather it be the Dong Show? :wtf:
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Hound wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:26 am Would you rather it be the Dong Show? :wtf:
:lol: l suppose anything goes so gong show included but the Sheriff got way off topic Doghead.
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Personality of the year... :roll:

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Canada Goose wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:26 am Personality of the year... :roll:

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I presume the old man underneath her is pulling her strings but I have no idea who that is.
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Forrest Gump wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pm I presume the old man underneath her is pulling her strings but I have no idea who that is.
Hum... the devil?
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Ok thanks, I've heard of him but never paid much attention, a bit of an eye opener.
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Bono, a little hard on his luck , resorts to busking
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Forrest Gump wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:39 pm Ok thanks, I've heard of him but never paid much attention, a bit of an eye opener.
Interesting indeed thanks Sheriff for the info. :thumbup:
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So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,"Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they did share similar features, they certainly didn't look like each other.

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. :lol: :clap:
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LOL, the best part is probably the guy with the beard laughing at the jokes...

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Forrest Gump wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:10 pm Ain't that the truth, except in my case it was a little different. I had relatives who visited from Alberta who said +6 here feels colder than -20 in Edmonton.
I said, pardon. You're joking,right? They said nope, the dampness goes right through your bones. :lol: :shock:
You know, I tried posting all the links showing that there's no such thing as damp cold air, and my relatives got all offended. I even posted the scientific articles, and they got even more offended.

The reason it supposedly feels colder at +6 than -20 is that you're not dressed for +6 in Vancouver. You might not have on proper rain gear or something. If it's -20 in Alberta you dress for -20, and then it warms up to 0 by afternoon, and then you're sweating because of the parka.
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